So, you want “Gamera Obscura” to visually stimulate the senses, yes? ANY “GAMERA OBSCURA” ARTICLE LIKE THAT WILL DO JUST FINE. So you basically want a column like that. You just liked that because it was the only “Gamera Obscura” article to feature nudity. REMEMBER THAT MAGIC BUBBLE? BEAUTIFUL ARTICLE. Well, what game DID you find interesting? WELL, AT LEAST IT’S TRUE TO LIFE, BUT IT’S NOT INTERESTING! DAMN, YOU SCARY! AND MOTOKO-CHAN NO WONDER KITCHEN… A GAME ABOUT SOME GIRL WHO COOKS. IT’S ALWAYS PROVIDING US WITH…INFORMATIVE…UH…ĪNYWAY, I JUST BELIEVE THAT YOU’VE BEEN SLACKING OFF LATELY! I MEAN, LET’S SEE WHAT YOU’VE WRITTEN ABOUT IN THE PAST WHILE… MAISON IKKOKU? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? A GAME ABOUT VISITING A HOUSE? HOW RIVETING… AND WHAT’S THIS? X THE BALL? IT’S NOT ABOUT PLAYING SOCCER IT’S ABOUT SEEING STILL PHOTOS OF SOCCER AND DETERMINING WHERE THE SOCCER BALL SHOULD BE. GAMECOLA REGION? WHAT THE HECK? NO, I THINK THAT’S JUST FINE. You mean in this column, or in general throughout the GameCola region? BUT THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE DULL AROUND HERE LATELY. Hey, show a little more enthusiasm! If it wasn’t for this column, you’d still be at your old job, trying to wedge those stupid wads of paper into ladies’ footwear before they’re shipped out to stores everywhere. *SIGH* ANOTHER MONTH AT GAMECOLA, LOOKING AT OBSCURE GAMES… You’d better be prepared to be educated a little, because there is much that you haven’t seen. As a proud gamer, I feel that it is my privilege-nay, my duty-to take some time and offer a brief glimpse at many of the games that disappeared into bargain bins and trash bins alike due to overshadowing from more prominent titles, as well as titles that will forever remain sequestered within one region of the world. , there’s a Shutokou Battle 2: Drift King Keichii Tsuchiya & Masaaki Bandoh.
PHOENIX WRIGHT WII WAD SERIES
But with all these amazing successes, there have been numerous games and even complete series that have fallen to the wayside. And Nintendo can’t defecate out Pokémon and “Wii Insert Random Thing To Do Here” games fast enough to completely satisfy the masses. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas sold a whopping 12 million.
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